December 2009
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my dad, Don, always talked about making a coffee table book where basically it’s just his top five picks for various subjects. The idea was basically that it would be a fun conversation starter where everyone could argue their top five of the same categories.
So since I’m lame and didn’t get him a fabulous Christmas present (I got him pistachios and almonds ell oh ell) I decided...
thewarindrew
I commed your passion. You defend Avatar with the vigor of a thousand fern gully fairies.
AVATAR: I think a 4th grader wrote the script
thecomedyoferas:
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Also, when given the task of designing animals to live on this imaginary planet, the designers basically took Earthling animals, added an extra set of limbs and gave them sharper teeth. But I do think the message of the whole thing is pretty clear: You think you own whatever land you land on; the Earth is not a dead thing you can claim; And if you walk the footsteps of a...
Tattle Tail
Me: (late for dinner with Aunt & Uncle, still blocks away, walking while on cell phone talking with them) I'm sorry I'm so late! The trains were horrible, but I'm here now...
Them: No worries, where are you?
Me: (at a street waiting for walk signal, standing next to random woman) I'm in the elevator right now coming up...
Random Woman: (yells into phone) NO HE'S NOT
Me: ........
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formspring.me
so what is your real name?
Kellen Alexander. My parents got my name from Kellen Winslow. A football player for the Cleveland Browns. Football…ha hah haaaah
Ask me anything
oh i did one of these. no guarantees. fromage.... →
whatever i don't even smoke cigarettes ya'll
my dad doesn’t either but for some reason he used to have an ash tray collection.
i guess that’s like when my older brother had a shot glass collection in high school….OR WAS IT???
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folkinz:
adeandabet:
SNL - Santa’s My Boyfriend
Amy Pohler, Mya Rudolph & Kristin Wiig - can’t go wrong.
this is one of my favorites.
“when everyone is putting up their stockings, he’s taking mine down”
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